Hi5 or Hi fake?

Do you have a hi5 .com account? Or have you ever browsed around the site looking for gorgeous, stunning and endearing personalities? If you know what I’m referring to, you will have come across certain types of profiles that ‘sell’ themselves to get the attention they need. Let’s delve into the enigma of these users and understand what they really mean:

example:


Pic style: Blurry
What she wants you to think: artistic and creative
What it really means: fat, and suffers from acne.
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Example:



Pic style: self portrait taken in a mirror
What she wants you to think: trendy and sweet
What it really means: too bloody stupid to figure out how to use the self timer on the camera.

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Example:


Pic style: up close, dark, gothic
What she wants you to think: dark, intellectual and capricious
What it really means: she’s fat.

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Example:


Pic style: extreme angles
What she wants you to think: trendy and eccentric
What it really means: ugly- maybe the only decent picture in existence.
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Example:


Pic style: long nasty hair
What he wants you to think: in a band, and down with the scene
What it really means: too much of a looser to afford soap, and get a hair cut. The glasses are probably from the salvation army too.
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Example:

Pic style: subtle photo of the ‘goods’
What she wants you to think: cute, fun and might be naughty – but not obvious
What it really means: loves guys, will give it up easily.
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Example:


Pic style: outright photo of the goods
What she wants you to think: sexy, hot and luscious
What it really means: loves guys, but will make your life a living hell to get even remotely lucky.

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Example:


Pic style: dude wearing makeup
What he wants you to think: in a band and down with the scene
What it really means: loves guys.
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Example:


Pic style: dude in a fancy car
What he wants you to think: they are rich and have a nice car.
What it really means: he drives an 86’ toyota corolla.

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