Hard Dicks?

No, it not what your filthy mind thinks.

Some people actually have heavy tongues, can’t whistle and/or have accents that prevent them from sibilating words properly.

For example:

Sibilation:

1) “Hard Disks” (Inside a CPU), would be ‘hard dicks’ for someone with an assibilation problem. (Found in Gujrati and Nigerian Societies- - “Excuse me saar, I am heyare to clean up your hard dicks” )
2) “Style” would be “eeshhtyle” for someone with level 1 assibilation issue. ( Found in remote Indian villages and rich uneducated politicians in India)



Lisping:
Lisping refers to specific substitution involving the letters "s" and "z." A person who lisps replaces those sounds with "th."

Examples
1) “Pansy” (yo mama), would be ‘panthy’, and vice versa for someone with a lisping problem. (Found in Gay societies as well as Warner Bruzer classics- - “I knew I should have taken that left toin at Albuqoique."” )
2) "My sister is seven" becomes "My thithter ith theven." ( Found in 5 years olds and inebriated goans)

Articulation
Articulation disorders encompass a wide range of errors people can make when talking. Substituting a "w" for an "r" ("wabbit" for "rabbit"), omitting sounds ("cool" for "school"), or adding sounds to words ("pinanio" for "piano") are variations of articulation errors.

Examples:
1) “Fat ass” (sorry Oprah), would be ‘faa aass’, for someone with an articulation problem. (Found in Pinoy Cultures and evident among Ebonics scholars- - “Boyyyy, Im a bustcha faa aass!"” )

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Ways to counter this problem:
1) Contact your sibilating, lisp abiding friend and tell them to quit playin the fool.
2) Meet your local pediatrician and roundhouse kick him/her to the face for not doing their job.
3) Re-produce a track called “where is ze wove?” and sell it on the streets for a KD a pop.