What we really mean...
sorry to burst ya bubbles ladies, but us guys got too many things goin on to explain it like it is. Check it out:
1) I'm a Romantic = I'm poor
2) I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk
3) I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised
4) How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now
5) I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again
posted by MyBitchIsYourItch @ 3:32 PM
3 Comments:
you forgot
She has a beautiful face: she's fat!
I would try to explain what we women mean when we say stuff but that would mean beginning a verbal war of eternal contradiction.
We always mean what we say, but unfortunately only when we say it most of the times.
*sigh* women, can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em...err
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